I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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