yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Randomize
