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(904): View more from Florida

Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.

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(516): View more from New York

Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now

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(607): View more from New York

We can grow old together and our livers can fail together

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(336): View more from North Carolina

Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye

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(760): View more from California

running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots

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(205): View more from Alabama

After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Fuck me I smell like cheese

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(703): View more from Virginia

Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence

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