I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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