I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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