White coat. Heels.
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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