u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
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Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
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I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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