Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Found the puke drawer
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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