dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
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My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
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It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
jump out the window naked night went bad
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