Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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