Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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