How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
