just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
hell yes lets make some ravioli
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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