no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
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it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
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Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Shame is for Republicans.
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