You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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