yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
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After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
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After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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