your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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