i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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