Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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