I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
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I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
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You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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