people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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