i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
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how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
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yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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