no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Randomize
