That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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