please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
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there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
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It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
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