My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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