the new term for farting is butt boxing.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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