what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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