yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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