Betty ford says i'm here all night
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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