have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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