I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
