It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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