It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
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Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
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I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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