remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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