i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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