when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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