stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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