I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
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