on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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