yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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