This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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