He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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