Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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