I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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