Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
It's never too late to be topless.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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