just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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