I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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