Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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