I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
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Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
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Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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