Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
My vagina just clenched in fear
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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