and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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