u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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